Sausage and gravy eggs benedict @ Founding Farmers in DC.

Sausage and gravy eggs benedict @ Founding Farmers in DC.

"It takes a long time to become young."
— Picasso
Gotta love North Carolina.

Gotta love North Carolina.

Like Baby, Baby, Baby.
  • Friend: Hello?
  • Me: Oh woahhh. Oh woaahh. Oh woaahh.
  • Friend: Um ok. What time should we leave today?
  • Me: You know you love me, you know I care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there.
  • Friend: Is this name that tune?
  • Me: And I was like baby, baby, baby ohhh. Baby, baby, baby nooo.
  • Friend: Oh god.
  • Me: Like baby baby baby ooh. Thought you'd always be mine.
  • Friend: You are a 12 year old with braces trapped in a 29 year old body.
Will the jackhammering ever stop?

"I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to [say] such things as, “Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.” Well, the correct answer is, he is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian. He’s always been a Christian. But the really right answer is, what if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer’s no, that’s not America. Is there something wrong with some seven-year-old Muslim-American kid believing that he or she could be president? Yet, I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion, “He’s a Muslim and he might be associated with terrorists.” This is not the way we should be doing it in America."
—

Colin Powell (via soupsoup)

So proud to have worked for this man.

Pet Central.
  • Me: Hi I'd like to place a delivery order.
  • Phone Man: You'd like to what?
  • Me: It says on your website that you deliver.
  • Phone Man: We got lots of stuff with liver.
  • Me: No, I'm trying to get some wee wee pads delivered.
  • Phone Man: You want the wee wee pads or the liver?
  • Me: I'd like the wee wee pads delivered.
  • Phone Man: Lazy fucking Americans.
  • Me: What?
  • Phone Man: Address please?
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Trust me - you want this phone. Reblog for your chance to win.

soupsoup:

Samsung ships one million Galaxy S smartphones.

Want one? I’m giving mine away. Reblog for a chance to win. 

I’m sure this has been on 45.2 million blogs in the past 24 hours. Some loving. Some doing some major hating. But I’ve been off the blog grid and am now declaring, on the record, that I love her. I love this. I love it all. January is a dream.

I’m sure this has been on 45.2 million blogs in the past 24 hours. Some loving. Some doing some major hating. But I’ve been off the blog grid and am now declaring, on the record, that I love her. I love this. I love it all. January is a dream.

"Every human being no matter what age, no matter how old we get, is looking for the same thing. What everybody wants is to know ‘Do you see me? Did you hear me? And did what I say mean anything to you.’ That is what everybody is looking for."
— Oprah Winfrey
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