March 2010
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Bad Potty.
HIM: Did you talk to Elle about her potty 'accident' ?
Me: Yes. she got in big trouble.
HIM: What was her defense?
Me: She said you scared the shit out of her
(silence)
Me: HAHAHA. I couldnt resist
HIM: I refuse to comment on that joke attempt
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Got Questions? →
I’ve got a cold and some spare time.
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The Sandra Bullock Trade →
This op-ed in NY Times by David Brooks is a great read.
Two things happened to Sandra Bullock this month. First, she won an Academy Award for best actress. Then came the news reports claiming that her husband is an adulterous jerk. So the philosophic question of the day is: Would you take that as a deal? Would you exchange a tremendous professional triumph for a severe personal blow?
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Nas - If I ruled the world
This is one of those...
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It is a wonderful feeling to experience something...
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Bravo Matches 'Millionaire Matchmaker' With New... →
lfarm:
BREAKING NEWS $$$ OMG LOVE ALERT PATTI NEW YORK WOW!
My roommate and I LOVE the Millionaire Matchmaker (I mean, who doesn’t?) and hearing that Ms. Patti Stanger is moving to New York for her next season is definitely the most exciting news I’ve heard all day.
BRB. I have to go pick out my outfit for the casting call.
BRB. LFO, I’ll meet you there.
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March, in Summary.
Courtney in town (yay!)
Dance party madness.
Meeting a nice, new man for an impromptu drink. And then another one…And another one…and…
The play Race. Seriously. Amazing.
James Spader and Johnny Boy from the Waltons both in the aforementioned play.
Crush on James Spader grows again.
MUSE concert (best ever)
Run into Gerard Butler (nice, humble, TALL) in a bar.
Lobster...
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Never eat delivery from a Chinese restaurant you...
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Dear Obama,
THANK YOU.
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White Chicks.
Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office
Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac!
Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.
Marcus Copeland: What?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"
Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:
[blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]
Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so...
Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go!
Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
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I never ever EVER thought....
I would have my entire day ruined by the state of Minnesota. But it has happened.
AGGGHHHH. My bracket is looking very sad.
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So...
I have a March Madness bet going and if I win (I’m already 3-3, fingers crossed!) I need to think of something fun & adventurous (or maybe romantic, slightly) for him to give me. Any ideas?
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“i’m alive. you know why?
because i’m resilient.
like a slinky.”
– (super quotatious) Vie
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Karl on Truth.
Vice Magazine: Me too. I think it’s all about paradoxes. People don’t get it; they think you’re being contradictory, but two things can exist simultaneously that are opposed. There’s no mystery in that.
Karl Lagerfeld: Truth is only a question of point of view.
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“If you’re looking for the next big thing, and you’re looking where everyone else...”
– Mark Cuban (via soupsoup)
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“I don’t think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
I’m not sure that I...”
– John Mayer, In Your Atmosphere
How many times have we all felt that way? That we can’t listen to a song, go to a place, eat at a restaurant or whatever because that thing is reserved for a specific moment or a relationship in time and will be, for better or worse, always…
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Current Loves/Not Loves.
Loves:
TriBeCa
Hint of Springtime (in the air….)
John Mayer’s song “In Your Atmosphere” …. seriously, LISTEN.
MUSE.
Essie nailpolish in Chinchilly - an awesome gray colour
March Madness!
New beginnings….(love, life….)
Burgers - mini, small, big, tall, sliders, lamb, oh my!
Cowboy boots
Homemade hot sauce
SPIN! (Yes Mary, I’m actually...
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God Bless Texas.
Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”
[via: theviesociety.tumblr.com]
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Facebook and Twitter Making a Major Impact on... →
AMEN.
mashable:
A new study shows that those who are fans or followers of a brand on Facebook or Twitter, respectively, are significantly more likely to buy products and services or recommend the…
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Thinking I might get this lamp. →
I found it via the Crate and Barrel Outlet link (who knew?!) that the lovely Julie sent me. What do you think? Yay or Nay?
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There is no feeling quite like watching your...
Other than just pure sadness.
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“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed….and that he hoped...”
– Lady Gaga