my aunt and uncle from my super-duper-white-trash side of my family (yes, i have a super-duper-white-trash side of my family) are going to jail for stealing over half a million dollars from my great-aunt and spending it on cars and other stupid shit. (which is also weird because, who in my family has half a million dollars? we poor, yo.)
i don’t know what to say. they’re vile people, but it’s just so… surreal.
for some reason, i doubt things like this happen to my peers at UPenn very often. Well, considering our history of scandal… maybe it does…
you should write a book. or try to get on oprah.