adventures of mascarah.

I've just begun a new decade. Sigh.

I have always wanted to be "a writer" but I'm lost somewhere in the prologue...whittling away at a story I may never tell.

Likes: pop culture. my chihuahua. architecture. modern art. elizabeth street. contemporary designer apparel. food. travel. foreign films. speakeasys. live music. politics. hot sauce. surprises. running in the rain. strangers. wednesdays. fearlessness...and 100s of other random things... maybe even you.

A southerner by birth, northerner by the grace of God, I'm simply a nyc gal who is lost somewhere on my constant exploration of the city and the life,love, and pursuit found within it.

If you are so inclined... sap {at} lifelovepursuit.com

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i think i missed it, but for a while i feel like people were talking about what supermanning that ho meant…what does it mean?

It’s supersoak that ho. Just imagine using a fully loaded penis as a super soaker. Got a visual?

Er, not really. To superman a hoe is to cum on a girls back, slap the sheet to it and wait for it to dry… because when she gets up the sheet will be stuck to her back and will look like a cape. And they were talking about both because of the song Soulja Boy… which I refuse to link to.

?!?!?!?!?! WHAT???!!! I am speechless. Memo to any potential suitors: you will never superman dis ho. There will be no cape stuck to my back unless it is Halloween and I am She-Ra.