remixing: emilyposts: hydeordie:

i think i missed it, but for a while i feel like people were talking about what supermanning that ho meant…what does it mean?

It’s supersoak that ho. Just imagine using a fully loaded penis as a super soaker. Got a visual?

Er, not really. To superman a hoe is to cum on a girls back, slap the sheet to it and wait for it to dry… because when she gets up the sheet will be stuck to her back and will look like a cape. And they were talking about both because of the song Soulja Boy… which I refuse to link to.

?!?!?!?!?! WHAT???!!! I am speechless. Memo to any potential suitors: you will never superman dis ho. There will be no cape stuck to my back unless it is Halloween and I am She-Ra.