Dear Elle - Did you say something about Greenies? I love Greenies, but my mom won’t let me eat them because I love them so much I swallow them whole and then barf them up later. Yum! Can’t wait to meet you! Snort. -Dumbo
Dear Dumbo,
You are so hot! Make sure our moms coordinate so we can go terrorize the big dogs and makeout in Central Park. I think warm weather is on the horizon. If it is warm next weekend, maybe we can make that our first date? I don’t like to go out in the rain/cold. I will try to find a treat that you won’t puke up. Swallowing greenies whole is not good! I can’t wait to meet you too!
Love, Elle
