• ex bf: i'm so conflicted about women and their summer attire.
  • me: how so?
  • ex bf: the less clothes the better unless it is an ex-girlfriend...in which case any guy, no matter how bad the breakup, well, i mean, you already know whats underneath that short dress and you can't help but want to--
  • me: i see.
  • ex bf: so unless there is a possibility of post break-up sex...
  • me: this is hypothetical right?