adventures of mascarah.

I've just begun a new decade. Sigh.

I have always wanted to be "a writer" but I'm lost somewhere in the prologue...whittling away at a story I may never tell.

Likes: pop culture. my chihuahua. architecture. modern art. elizabeth street. contemporary designer apparel. food. travel. foreign films. speakeasys. live music. politics. hot sauce. surprises. running in the rain. strangers. wednesdays. fearlessness...and 100s of other random things... maybe even you.

A southerner by birth, northerner by the grace of God, I'm simply a nyc gal who is lost somewhere on my constant exploration of the city and the life,love, and pursuit found within it.

If you are so inclined... sap {at} lifelovepursuit.com

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blakeley:
One image Lodwick will never reblog but I hope you will.
Oh, Jakob…Only Mario Batali can wear orange crocs, period.The only way to reconicle this pic is to consider the subject: a person who posts photos of his pot (LAME circa Cypress Hill days) and actually has the audacity to publically thank himself for sending “traffic” to people who were kind enough to answer his China question (lame circa any day). Then it all makes perfect sense.
Note: I will say that if you cut off his head he still looks much better here than with his new shorter locks and Office Space/ child molester glasses. You might not have been happy then, Jake, but wow, you looked so much better.
Sorry, that was a bit harsh, but the pot photo coupled with the China thing threw me overboard. Camel. Straw. Back. Broken.

blakeley:

One image Lodwick will never reblog but I hope you will.

Oh, Jakob…Only Mario Batali can wear orange crocs, period.The only way to reconicle this pic is to consider the subject: a person who posts photos of his pot (LAME circa Cypress Hill days) and actually has the audacity to publically thank himself for sending “traffic” to people who were kind enough to answer his China question (lame circa any day). Then it all makes perfect sense.

Note: I will say that if you cut off his head he still looks much better here than with his new shorter locks and Office Space/ child molester glasses. You might not have been happy then, Jake, but wow, you looked so much better.

Sorry, that was a bit harsh, but the pot photo coupled with the China thing threw me overboard. Camel. Straw. Back. Broken.

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