Have you ever been to Alaska, Dave? Its like the Road Warrior with snow. Its crazy up there man, its insane. She’s shooting mooses and she’s got the Moose, holding a dead bloody moose and Micheal Vick is like, why am I in jail? You let a white lady shoot a moose, black man wants to kill a dog, it’s a crime.
Chris Rock on Letterman last night. (via soupsoup) (via mikehudack) (via peterwknox)
Oh Chris, I can’t wait for your new special. Hilarious. Just one of the ironically horrible things about Sarah Palin.