Received in my inbox [I’m all for a good analogy but…]:
Dear beautiful blogger,
I am a recent widower, military officer and career man, 1960 model, low mileage, and high performance. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Exterior in mint condition, warm, affectionate, sensitive interior, never soiled. Factory equipped package includes stereo, humor, depth, imagination and intelligence. Radio picks up all kinds of salsa and merengue. Spacious seats with plenty of room for passenger…runs on high-octane fun, romance, caring, lifetime supply included. Available for inspection by female drivers only, prefer affectionate woman, no dependents, eye-catching exterior, self-confident, intelligent, warm, sincere with sense of humor and full set of tools.
Equipped with nice endowment. Only driven once a week by little old lady to/from church. To arrange test drive, please write.
P.S. From time to time turns into a two wheeled Kawasaki model ride.